We generated the lyrics for this song by using an old book about sea life, picking pages at random and highlighting the 12th word. The word "commonest" was misheard and then changed into "Communist." Thus, "Communist Mollusk" was born!
lyrics
The communist mollusks
Circled the starfish
Their class identified
That they were part
Of the other.
The other, which
Smothers space and time
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
Swim home alone
Call a clam on the telephone
There’s a draft
Coming through the window
So you better sing low
In this, the house of the
Communist mollusk
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And the manifesto of the communist mollusk goes like this:
Hold fast filaments I say!
While the nearly moon
Plants scallops
But is still listening
This is why
Loose kelp must not give up
Freedom it
Cannot honestly
Possess.
Swim home alone
Call a clam on the telephone
There’s a draft
Coming through the window
So you better sing low
In this, the house of the
Communist mollusk.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
And scuba diving.
